Lowest Crime Rates: 2,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,821stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,526th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Proletari din toate tarile,uniti-va !
General Secretary Comrade Vlad
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vlengia

Population11.869 billion

CapitalVlenson City
LeaderGeneral Secretary Comrade Vlad
FaithOrthodox

CurrencyLeu
AnimalBear

The Socialist Republic of Vlengia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Comrade Vlad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.869 billion Vlengians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlenson City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlengian economy, worth a remarkable 1,837 trillion Leus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 154,836 Leus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlengia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Vlengia is ranked 235,143rd in the world and 7,372nd in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 4.53 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,125thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,821stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,526thMost Devout: 3,748thHealthiest Citizens: 3,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,609thBest Weather: 4,972ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,196thMost Developed: 5,538thLargest Governments: 5,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,012thNicest Citizens: 6,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,688thMost Influential: 6,822ndMost Cultured: 6,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,947thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,013thHighest Economic Output: 9,290thMost Pacifist: 9,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,606thMost Inclusive: 9,827thSmartest Citizens: 9,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,728thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,934thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,677thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,033rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,656thMost Stationary: 17,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,124thMost Income Equality: 21,587th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 74th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Devout: 128th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 176th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionMost Pacifist: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 244th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 265th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 321st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 384th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 451st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 562nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 573rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Vlengia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Vlengia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlengia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Vlengia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".

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