The Federation of Vlatnia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.045 billion Vlatnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pribyslavitz. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vlatnian economy, worth 96.9 trillion Groches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 92,725 Groches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Governments opposing Vlatnia are beset by rebels, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlatnia's national animal is the buřňák, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vlatnia is ranked 100,669^th in the world and 4,087^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.37 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.