Most Patriotic: 1,539thLowest Crime Rates: 2,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,536th
The Soviet State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Workers of Vlasisitan, Unite!
Supreme Leader Ulaş Püskülcü
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Vlasisitan

Population4.528 billion

CapitalBartin-Zonguldak
LeaderSupreme Leader Ulaş Püskülcü
FaithGeniusim

CurrencyVlasisitanian Lira
AnimalBaris Puskulcu

The Soviet State of Vlasisitan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Ulaş Püskülcü with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.528 billion Vlasisitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bartin-Zonguldak. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlasisitanian economy, worth 758 trillion Vlasisitanian Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 167,498 Vlasisitanian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists on vacation find Geniusim's scriptures make useful doorstops, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, the government funds large training centres to turn Baris Puskulcus into functioning members of society, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlasisitan's national animal is the Baris Puskulcu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geniusim.

Vlasisitan is ranked 11,758th in the world and 26th in European Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.06 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Patriotic: 1,539thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,804thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,199thLargest Governments: 4,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,512thMost Cultured: 4,607thMost Developed: 4,960thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,075thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,707thHealthiest Citizens: 6,312thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,911thHighest Food Quality: 7,048thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,193rdSmartest Citizens: 8,200thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,290thMost Armed: 9,184thBest Weather: 9,337thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,597thMost Authoritarian: 9,608thMost Secular: 10,277thNicest Citizens: 10,394thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,110thHighest Average Incomes: 11,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,595thMost Efficient Economies: 11,758thMost Inclusive: 12,603rdSafest: 12,908thTop
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Most Influential: 15,727thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,190thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,386thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,502ndMost Income Equality: 17,188th
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vlasisitan, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlasisitan, the government funds large training centres to turn Baris Puskulcus into functioning members of society.
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vlasisitan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Shizensky Prime".
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlasisitan, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.

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