Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 63rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130th
The City-State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Chancellor Chan
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vintage Teenagers

Population27.332 billion

CapitalSigmaringen
LeaderChancellor Chan
FaithYnglingatalism

CurrencyVintage Credit
AnimalFlattened Dolphin

The City-State of Vintage Teenagers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.332 billion Vintage Teenagers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigmaringen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vintage Teenagersian economy, worth an astonishing 10,061 trillion Vintage Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 368,129 Vintage Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,433,460 per year while the poor average 3,497, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, Chancellor Chan is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vintage Teenagers's national animal is the Flattened Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ynglingatalism.

Vintage Teenagers is ranked 14,077th in the world and 2nd in Singapore for Most Secular, with 81.38 Atheism Rate.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 63rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rdLargest Gambling Industry: 165thLargest Insurance Industry: 180thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 199thHighest Crime Rates: 213thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240thFattest Citizens: 247thMost Armed: 261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 303rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 329thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 370thMost Avoided: 421stHighest Economic Output: 433rdLargest Mining Sector: 486thMost Rebellious Youth: 538thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 637thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 974thHighest Average Incomes: 1,013thLargest Retail Industry: 1,390thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,419thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,955thLargest Populations: 2,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,113thRudest Citizens: 3,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,854thMost Efficient Economies: 7,896thLargest Black Market: 8,930thSmartest Citizens: 9,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,031stTop
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Nudest: 11,049thMost Influential: 11,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,863rdMost Secular: 14,077thHighest Drug Use: 15,222ndMost Pro-Market: 15,754thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,574thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,141stMost Cultured: 20,366th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, Chancellor Chan is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, bars are packed at all hours.

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