Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rd
The City-State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Chancellor Chan
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vintage Teenagers

Population28.353 billion

CapitalSigmaringen
LeaderChancellor Chan
FaithYnglingatalism

CurrencyVintage Credit
AnimalFlattened Dolphin

The City-State of Vintage Teenagers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.353 billion Vintage Teenagers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigmaringen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vintage Teenagersian economy, worth an astonishing 10,445 trillion Vintage Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 368,425 Vintage Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,436,219 per year while the poor average 3,500, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the fattest folk in Vintage Teenagers look to be the happiest ones, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vintage Teenagers's national animal is the Flattened Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ynglingatalism.

Vintage Teenagers is ranked 1,550th in the world and 1st in Singapore for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 29,035.58 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154thLargest Insurance Industry: 179thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 224thFattest Citizens: 248thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rdMost Armed: 266thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 392ndMost Avoided: 417thHighest Economic Output: 442ndLargest Mining Sector: 504thMost Rebellious Youth: 533rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 651stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 988thHighest Average Incomes: 1,066thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,548thLargest Retail Industry: 1,550thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,832ndLargest Populations: 2,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,026thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,353rdRudest Citizens: 3,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,025thMost Efficient Economies: 8,522ndSmartest Citizens: 9,685thLargest Black Market: 10,003rdMost Influential: 11,231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,249thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,520thMost Secular: 14,565thHighest Drug Use: 16,434thMost Pro-Market: 16,846thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,889thMost Cultured: 19,667thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,326th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Vintage Teenagers's influence in Singapore fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, the fattest folk in Vintage Teenagers look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Vintage Teenagers, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Vintage Teenagers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Most Zombies, and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.

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