The Prideful Gamers of Vinesauceia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent Sauce with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.263 billion Chat have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burbs. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Chatyot economy, worth 114 trillion Cringecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,887 Cringecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vinesauceia's national animal is the Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Spongebob.

Vinesauceia is ranked 37,701^st in the world and 537^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 42.75 quips per hour.