Population | 45.107 billion |
Capital | Arles |
Leader | Vincent Willem van Gogh |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Insanity of Vincent van Gogh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent Willem van Gogh with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.107 billion Vincent van Goghians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arles. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vincent van Goghian economy, worth a remarkable 8,537 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,263 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, Vincent van Goghians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vincent van Gogh's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Vincent van Gogh is ranked 1,387th in the world and 37th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,351.70554824 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vincent van Gogh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, Vincent van Goghians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, the default state for Vincent van Gogh is default.
- : Vincent van Gogh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.