Largest Populations: 265thLargest Black Market: 303rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,102nd
The Insanity of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Je Maintiendrai la République
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Vincent van Gogh

Population45.107 billion

CapitalArles
LeaderVincent Willem van Gogh
FaithAtheism

Currencyeuro
Animallion

The Insanity of Vincent van Gogh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent Willem van Gogh with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.107 billion Vincent van Goghians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arles. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vincent van Goghian economy, worth a remarkable 8,537 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,263 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, Vincent van Goghians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vincent van Gogh's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Vincent van Gogh is ranked 1,387th in the world and 37th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,351.70554824 days.

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Largest Populations: 265thLargest Black Market: 303rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,102ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,144thHighest Economic Output: 1,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,357thMost Stationary: 1,387thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,446thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,197thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,887thMost Avoided: 4,072ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,622ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,124thMost Primitive: 5,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,898thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,155thMost Influential: 7,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,203rdMost Secular: 9,580thHighest Average Incomes: 11,886thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,211thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,763rdLargest Retail Industry: 19,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,507thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,774thMost Efficient Economies: 24,477thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,068thLargest Governments: 28,135th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vincent van Gogh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, Vincent van Goghians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, the default state for Vincent van Gogh is default.
  • : Vincent van Gogh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Vincent van Gogh, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.

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