Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Watchers in the shade, lightness in the dark.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.359 billion

LeaderEmperor Auguste


The Empire of Vesteysia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Auguste with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.359 billion Vesteysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhai. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vesteysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 331,398 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,634,191 per year while the poor average 38,287, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Cities are engulfed by smog, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesteysia's national animal is the Galaktischenverschlinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jormunganity.

Vesteysia is ranked 76,017th in the world and 2,805th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 11.42 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 739thMost Influential: 759thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 832ndLargest Black Market: 1,217thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,368thHighest Average Incomes: 1,535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,545thLargest Mining Sector: 2,004thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,012thMost Secular: 2,207thMost Avoided: 2,381stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,714thLargest Governments: 4,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,126thLowest Crime Rates: 5,204thNudest: 5,682ndRudest Citizens: 5,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,852ndMost Conservative: 5,950thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,697thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,812thHighest Economic Output: 9,685thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,006thMost Developed: 20,952ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,070thMost Authoritarian: 22,166th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionMost Secular: 133rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 164th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 165th in the regionNudest: 190th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 227th in the regionMost Conservative: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionRudest Citizens: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 348th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 361st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 641st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 667th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 676th in the regionMost Extreme: 854th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vesteysia.
  • : Vesteysia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 490 » Dangine, Aerilia, Zemper Macro, Western Vapia, Sanghyeok, El Fiji Grande, The Endless Eventide, Nova Arcania, Joevala, New Bedre, Lulubellia, Vene Gra, Cretox State, Theriyon Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Pallaith, Fascist Democracy, Nuronte, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, United Island States of Southeast Asia, R libanon, Muqatil, Ibarkla, Aetulia, Figyjharli, Picairn, Anungu, Gafflebag, High Albania, Inspiratus, Testnation223, The Republic of Maltaland, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Partax, Gendirt, Bankowiata, Eastern Cous Empria, Frances Francis the First of France, Barabolia, Xipher, Stron Doshia, Yaorozu, -Slovania, Aeolist, Orado, The Cold Northern North, Vexilia, Solcius, The Rhein States, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, and 440 others.TJUN-ia, Runeda, Tvers, Innocentic, Arimbia, Malta Comino Gozo, WeKnow, Dicko, Knowmare, Obelias, Yokciq Empire, Climeria, Ethnon, Unshleepd, Lucedeia, Guer Aike, Laurendon, McMasterdonia, Folenz, Zabacuz, Rainengrad, Lemonbiscuits, Loutsland, Walter Jackson, Republica Guilleana, Wilkshire, Azzarel, San Vino, Shadowrik, Necromonia, Chukstik Illahi, Imperial Pieserged, Selfgradatude, Hamerica, Dejure, Upper Libertatem, Karakalpak Republic, Cloydicia, Interdimensional Zone, Dreadton, Eywaan, Altivia, Russian Peoples Union, Dakota Territories, Bend Mai, Northern Hark Eis Supond, Bharathvarsh, Kyruev, Ver Testua, Animu Place, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Deseret-Moronia, New Celoveniortan, Dar es Saalam, Sahbido, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kristalmaan, Ocharckia, Seenvorland, Former English Colony, Island States of Skelldia, Svenskskit, Pleroma Sans Romans, Landfinia, Better Malaysia, Blyskalia, Koda-Land, Corfad, Notyoutopia, RetroBeaners, Colonies of Free Temeria, Panama Coalition, Pokemanland, Ravendi, Clan Spaniel, Ardretia, Cartures, Zaeli, Star Kingdom, Harmonypine, Zzozona, DIMAnism, Madjack, Planes, Rinadia, Shibutani, SORT, Erisoria, Detrivania, The Austro Germanic Union, Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Siwale, Democratie, The English Alliance, Strongwill, Yukti, Brsil, Federacionale, Unsophisticate, Pradovnia, Grieslhiem, Tyrantio Land, A Salmon Named Harold, Sachi, New Lakemba, Zimmerdachen, Yellops, Wooleystan, Losiste, Phoronu, Keurig Machines, Apscorren, Termathe, Old Emporia, Mascarenha, Liminyj, Votak Matim, Daerlan, Pytong, Marmiedon, Alqulonde, LostLegion, Sikol, Amestris-Britannia, Xanatosi, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cinnibar, Tachycardia, Chowda, The Sinclarian Provinces, Humptalumpta, Zixu, AmManies, Alorca, Ramiru, Omnistria, Easiest, Illusia and Neverendia, Yemet, Seijitsu, Soleha, Vyata Temor, Desvios, Porotia, Canineia, Great Bights Mum, Tyroshh, Kwaj, Freyford, Zokk, Soviet Terran, Super Girl, Heloonia, Quentiam Viventem, AVALOHIA, Samoreubia, East Supple Lund, Kim Da-mi, Trooporia, Tyirza, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xarrel, PEG, Brucklania, Solphine, East Wushen, Valentine Z, Orenmark, Kragsgale, Venicea, RepublicCity, Pinguioris, Sil Dorsett, Moanapo, Galbadiana, The Republic of Free Peoples, Ellbonnia, Paul Pasch, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Free Culture, Jovian Knights, Empy, Xentherida, A Ordem do Caos, Aeurithianar, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Miamington, Odelinor, North Armatas, Andanavia, Navorden, Texas States, Pakchi, Esplandia, Hells Ninth Circle, La Vitica, United States of Americanas, Karazan, Mon Island, Duryanistan, Libertania Democratica, Amblegreserland, Arrivederci, The Windmilluminati, Ateala, Port Naga, Orogonia, Volstokn, Tunofferia, Alice Gardens, USSRITWILLWORK, Aruvicion, Arthyia, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Freuropic Wor, Kromi, Nodnarb, Konolas, Amerian States, Northwest Zedonia, HolyDoge, Advancia-Sizzletown, Confederacy of North America, Central Ryal, New Michag, Outer Shenendoah, Nistriabar, Singamadri, Wellandy, Enfindania, LWAZI, Kristiona, Dacian Freelands, United States of Medford, Democratic HomeLand, United Asgardian States, Conteria, Francois Isidore, Chadinton, AverageJoevlania, Frieszia, The Vistula, David Davidson, Pleasuretown, Svenskan, PotatoFarmers, Slyakanya, Garnet Liberty, Osternia, The Union of Rwanda, Solmetria, Zemnaya Svoboda, Valgarda, Zupla, United Republic of Free States, Drutopia Insomnia, The True Frog, Zecit, Hardscrabble, Yamantau, Aoncarpa, The Pantheons, Wisconsota, Higher Cascadia, North Brightonia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kappacon, Vesuva, Nordic-British Union, Batatoland Empire, BrightFutures, Nationeer, North Bratislava, Maott, Ilmatil, Wineclaw, Potatolandium, Lux Conos, Godwanna, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Ultimate Republic, Joodey, Ice and Tinian, Travislavania, The Sansvich, Gainesixtan, Khoik, Sunto, East Akra, Siforpeo, Changjo, Randomcountryland, TyGerria, Simone Republic, Xagill, Austrian Confederacy, Kranostav, Holy Oranz, Krazon, Pasargad, Aryan Homeland, Draconian Progression, Xyrron, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Florida Palms, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Drash Mannistan, Kastonvia, Novremia, The Mazur Empire, Sopernia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nation1812, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Capablanca, His Enduring Majesty, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Cereskia, Anonim, ROM, Kitzgos, British-Australia, Rising Sakura, South Bengal, Flauschistan, Perikuresu, DeadlyAntics, Mitropola, Amadora Oeste, Ashwar Mauls, Neopie, Gunz Alberaland, Laxoimia, Novelestate, Andanx, Zdagoburg, State of Dragoonia, Verderiesdre, United Engiresco, Malikhabar, Le Free Republic, The Enlightened Tugas, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nyock, Sanavolea, Nuestra Vida, Liberum Hibernia, HiJakeItsMeTheo, Jakit, Arctic Kingdoms, Brettenia, Nordliches Stadt, Lucidian Republic, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Toilet Man, Sounq, Ahssn, Tepe, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Fortskand, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, Upper Canada Republic, Grenede, Chiho, Spotted Bobtail, Salish-Cascadia, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Arquan, Sol Norcustt, ForestMythal, Cajland, Brysto, Visdenburg, Klodma, BohemiaIV, Leon Bloom, Phaerra, Stud Hoy, Democatic Donkeys, Imperial Sers, PlanetMercury, Nagaur, Ayuzhhhhh, Logovets, Kayanc-Boaine, Katongga, Wapistan, Svandammen, Busea Planian, Palisede, Cowbridge, Nimarya, JK239, Market Victories, Lovarpia, Eternal Dominion, Erowo, Exremkingdom, Powerful Originality, Pies space, Herblestan, Kinitopia, Tringapore, Northern Roman Republic, Pazair, Irongirong, Que Lukustinardon, Rexatorus, Beta Cyndriel, Chips and Guac, Praeceps, Zapiron, Paradeavenlisian States, Lordelles, Papahania, Palgo, Cam Zazi, Dabarastan, Astra Planeti, and Siunsia.

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