The Empire of Vesteysia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Auguste with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.359 billion Vesteysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhai. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Vesteysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 331,398 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,634,191 per year while the poor average 38,287, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.
Cities are engulfed by smog, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesteysia's national animal is the Galaktischenverschlinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jormunganity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, cities are engulfed by smog.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vesteysia.
- : Vesteysia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Vesteysia, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
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