Highest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th
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Vespertilia

Population36.245 billion

CapitalRavendark
LeaderBelpheghorhoth Gacek

CurrencyGacek
Animalbat

The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Belpheghorhoth Gacek with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, feral children, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.245 billion Vespertilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravendark. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vespertilian economy, worth an astonishing 13,778 trillion Gaceks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 380,145 Gaceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Belpheghorhoth Gacek is a silly poophead, all recreational drugs are legal, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vespertilia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vespertilia is ranked 271st in the world and 1st in Poland for Most Cultured, scoring 562 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46thRudest Citizens: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 69thMost Avoided: 71stFattest Citizens: 149thHighest Economic Output: 256thMost Cultured: 271stHighest Disposable Incomes: 309thMost Stationary: 334thSmartest Citizens: 371stLargest Publishing Industry: 448thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 482ndHighest Poor Incomes: 511thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 522ndMost Efficient Economies: 699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 814thHighest Average Incomes: 1,067thHighest Food Quality: 1,102ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,220thLargest Populations: 1,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,245thHighest Drug Use: 1,372ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,460thLargest Black Market: 1,933rdMost Inclusive: 2,187thMost Influential: 2,303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,439thTop
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Most Secular: 2,808thMost Patriotic: 3,049thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,864thLargest Retail Industry: 7,996thNudest: 9,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,043rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,942ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,410thMost Politically Free: 20,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,153rd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Belpheghorhoth Gacek is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, the people have taken "Hail Belpheghorhoth Gacek" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Vespertilia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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