The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Belpheghorhoth Gacek with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, feral children, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.245 billion Vespertilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravendark. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vespertilian economy, worth an astonishing 13,778 trillion Gaceks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 380,145 Gaceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Belpheghorhoth Gacek is a silly poophead, all recreational drugs are legal, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vespertilia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vespertilia is ranked 271^st in the world and 1^st in Poland for Most Cultured, scoring 562 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.