Population | 2.953 billion |
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The ████████████████████████████ of Ventro 1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ████████████████████████████████████████ with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.953 billion ████████████████████████████████████████████ are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ████████████████████████████████████████. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.
The powerhouse ████████████████████████████████████████████ economy, worth 266 trillion ████████████████████████████████████████s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,345 ████████████████████████████████████████s, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and a speech a day keeps climate change away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ventro 1's national animal is the ████████████████████████████████████████, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ventro 1 is ranked 81,269th in the world and 11th in Islands of Ventro for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,759.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ventro 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Ventro 1, a speech a day keeps climate change away.
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Ventro 1, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
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Ventro 1, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
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Ventro 1, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
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Ventro 1, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
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Ventro 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry and Largest Mining Sector.
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Ventro 1, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
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Ventro 1, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
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Ventro 1, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.