Population | 2.162 billion |
Capital | Vortyurnahl |
Leader | Aqur Tuyr Lurman Eroltia |
Currency | djur |
Animal | I don't know what to put here |
The Unknown Entity of Vavlar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aqur Tuyr Lurman Eroltia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.162 billion Vavlarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vortyurnahl. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vavlarian economy, worth 292 trillion djurs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,122 djurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, most citizens in Vavlar are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, and educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavlar's national animal is the I don't know what to put here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Vavlar is ranked 232,055th in the world and 584th in Abode of Vavlar for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.9 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vavlar, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
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Vavlar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in
Vavlar, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
- : Following new legislation in
Vavlar, most citizens in Vavlar are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Vavlar, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
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Vavlar applied to join the World Assembly.
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Vavlar, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
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Vavlar, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
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Vavlar lodged a message on the Abode of Vavlar Regional Message Board.
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Vavlar banned
The Commonwealth of Agaorist from Abode of Vavlar.