Most Pacifist: 2,205thNicest Citizens: 2,317thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,326th
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Population2.604 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Eogga


The Democratic Republic of Vatinland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eogga with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.604 billion Vatinlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badgerland. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vatinlandian economy, worth 376 trillion Dimadomedimmadollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,677 Dimadomedimmadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Prime Minister Eogga performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Vatinland's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CHEEEEESE.

Vatinland is ranked 264,011th in the world and 916th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Pacifist: 2,205thNicest Citizens: 2,317thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,484thMost Influential: 2,560thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,810thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,092ndMost Inclusive: 3,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,527thHighest Food Quality: 4,791stSafest: 5,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,585thBest Weather: 6,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,876thMost Developed: 7,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,248thMost Cultured: 8,305thLargest Governments: 8,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,097thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,120thSmartest Citizens: 9,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,759thMost Efficient Economies: 10,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,875thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,566thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,241stHighest Average Incomes: 16,946thMost Secular: 21,490th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionMost Politically Free: 47th in the regionTop
Safest: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the region

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