Largest Publishing Industry: 233rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 273rd
The ℌᴏʟʏ 𝔅ʏᴢᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ 𝔈ᴍᴘɪʀᴇ of
Democratic Socialists
In no way Holy, nor Byzantine, nor an Empire
Influence
Enforcer
Grand Inquisitor
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Varangian Rus

Population12.886 billion

CapitalTsargård on the Dnieper
LeaderTsar Aleksandr the Terrible
FaithByzantine Orthodox

Currencybezant
AnimalDouble-headed Eagle

The ℌᴏʟʏ 𝔅ʏᴢᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ 𝔈ᴍᴘɪʀᴇ of Varangian Rus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Aleksandr the Terrible with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.886 billion Varangians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargård on the Dnieper. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Varangian economy, worth a remarkable 4,663 trillion bezants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,886 bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varangian Rus's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Byzantine Orthodox.

Varangian Rus is ranked 11,285th in the world and 3rd in The Horde for Most Stationary, with 2,171.2250687484 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 233rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 273rdMost Cultured: 278thMost Developed: 330thSmartest Citizens: 348thLongest Average Lifespans: 356thMost Efficient Economies: 389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 390thLargest Agricultural Sector: 403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 411thHealthiest Citizens: 427thHighest Food Quality: 445thSafest: 450thMost Beautiful Environments: 464thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 510thLowest Crime Rates: 535thLeast Corrupt Governments: 583rdNicest Citizens: 595thLargest Governments: 599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 665thBest Weather: 676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 749thMost Inclusive: 892ndMost Secular: 935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,034thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,039thMost Pacifist: 1,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,113thHighest Average Incomes: 1,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,478thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,690thHighest Economic Output: 3,728thMost Patriotic: 3,758thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,237thMost Stationary: 11,285thMost Influential: 12,465thMost Income Equality: 12,951stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,259thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,180th
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Most Average: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, Varangian diplomacy is by the book.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Varangian Rus, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.

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