Population | 6.554 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | porpoise |
The Republic of Vara 32 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.554 billion Vara 32ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 32ian economy, worth 978 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,277 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,252 per year while the poor average 38,206, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
Elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 32's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Vara 32 is ranked 172,824th in the world and 58th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 92.5540379876 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Vara 32 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, there are no bananas today in Vara 32.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 32, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.