Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,575thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,962nd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mission Accomplished
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Vara 32

Population6.554 billion

Currencypeso
Animalporpoise

The Republic of Vara 32 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.554 billion Vara 32ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vara 32ian economy, worth 978 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,277 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,252 per year while the poor average 38,206, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 32's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Vara 32 is ranked 172,824th in the world and 58th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 92.5540379876 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,575thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,962ndLargest Black Market: 10,346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,901stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,057thMost Devout: 12,539thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,951stLargest Mining Sector: 13,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,746thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,384thMost Efficient Economies: 17,958thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,034thMost Patriotic: 19,905thLargest Retail Industry: 20,251stMost Inclusive: 21,498thHighest Average Incomes: 22,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,361stLargest Governments: 25,180thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,848thSmartest Citizens: 26,875thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,873rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,313th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionMost Inclusive: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Vara 32 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, there are no bananas today in Vara 32.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 32, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.

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