Population | 13.919 billion |
Leader | Director Concordia Araya |
Currency | Endl |
Animal | minnow |
The United States of Valulaia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director Concordia Araya with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.919 billion Valulaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Valulaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Endls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,988 Endls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, euthanasia is illegal, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, and citizens are emigrating to escape the bland cuisine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Valulaia's national animal is the minnow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Valulaia is ranked 77,536th in the world and 2nd in Morpheus for Most Stationary, with 624.4722739486 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valulaia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, citizens are emigrating to escape the bland cuisine.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Valulaian military of war crimes.
- : Valulaia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in Valulaia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.