School Class Nation
Most Devout: 514thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,825th
The Tentacular Horror of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All hail Violet, the destroyer of nationstates
Theocrat of Mars
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Valles Marineris Chasmata

Population12.833 billion

CapitalChasmatic Pits
LeaderTheocrat of Mars
FaithViolet

Currencysoul
Animalshoggoth

The Tentacular Horror of Valles Marineris Chasmata is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Theocrat of Mars with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.833 billion lost souls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chasmatic Pits. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Valles Marineris Chasmatan economy, worth a remarkable 3,046 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,413 souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,449,173 per year while the poor average 17,166, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valles Marineris Chasmata's national animal is the shoggoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violet.

Valles Marineris Chasmata is ranked 19,350th in the world and 36th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Stationary, with 1,643.416309324 days.

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Most Devout: 514thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,863rdMost Armed: 2,311thFattest Citizens: 2,322ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,344thLargest Black Market: 2,648thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,212thLargest Mining Sector: 3,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,888thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,081stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,480thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,575thMost Avoided: 6,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,255thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,454thMost Patriotic: 6,860thHighest Economic Output: 7,088thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,523rdRudest Citizens: 8,435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,774thLargest Retail Industry: 10,965thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,669thMost Efficient Economies: 13,016thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,305thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,811thMost Influential: 16,841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,929thMost Stationary: 19,350thSmartest Citizens: 20,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,565thLowest Crime Rates: 22,089thMost Cultured: 22,247thLargest Governments: 22,277thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,951stMost Advanced Public Education: 27,124th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the region

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