Largest Publishing Industry: 141stMost Cultured: 291stHighest Food Quality: 398th
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Population14.089 billion

LeaderPrime Minister William Hesseren


The Secretly a Cantaloupe of Valaran is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister William Hesseren with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.089 billion Valarans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astaria. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Valaranian economy, worth a remarkable 4,786 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 339,749 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, organ donation is compulsory, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime is totally unknown. Valaran's national animal is the Wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valaran is ranked 70,534th in the world and 1,693rd in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,465.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 141stMost Cultured: 291stHighest Food Quality: 398thMost Rebellious Youth: 418thMost Efficient Economies: 507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 541stSmartest Citizens: 584thMost Inclusive: 635thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 639thMost Secular: 678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 945thMost Developed: 1,016thLargest Governments: 1,043rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,264thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,330thNicest Citizens: 1,334thHealthiest Citizens: 1,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,537thHighest Average Incomes: 1,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,650thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,749thSafest: 1,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,221stLowest Crime Rates: 2,275thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,306thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,763rdMost Pacifist: 2,862ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,624thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,322ndRudest Citizens: 5,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,548thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,178thLargest Retail Industry: 16,782ndMost Patriotic: 19,432ndLargest Populations: 21,795thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,520th
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 193rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 221st in the regionRudest Citizens: 265th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 370th in the regionNudest: 534th in the regionLargest Populations: 602nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 629th in the region

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