Most Devout: 988thLowest Crime Rates: 3,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,055th
The Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Might Makes Right
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Vahlaria

Population2.088 billion

CapitalVahnixia
LeaderHigh-King Avaxromin
FaithSmall chest

CurrencyForts
AnimalSwan

The Union of Vahlaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High-King Avaxromin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.088 billion Vahlarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vahnixia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vahlarian economy, worth 342 trillion Forts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,955 Forts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vahlaria's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Small chest.

Vahlaria is ranked 3,436th in the world and 21st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,053.44 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 988thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,826thLargest Governments: 4,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,785thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,968thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,433rdMost Cultured: 7,660thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,618thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,920thMost Developed: 11,095thHighest Average Incomes: 11,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,672ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,156thMost Efficient Economies: 13,265thMost Authoritarian: 13,633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,737thLargest Mining Sector: 15,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,571stBest Weather: 22,019thSmartest Citizens: 23,554th
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vahlaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Vahlaria's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Vahlaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Vahlaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vahlaria, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Vahlaria, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Vahlaria, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Vahlaria, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Vahlaria, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Vahlarians.
  • : Vahlaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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