The Tong Empire of Uyuti is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Tong Jong-Yai with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 11.928 billion Uyutahns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tscynyasi. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Uyutahn economy, worth 144 trillion Tsus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,082 Tsus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, and Emperor Tong Jong-Yai is the self-declared God of all Uyuti. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uyuti's national animal is the Yyaka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Zî.

Uyuti is ranked 113,881^st in the world and 60^th in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 31.4 quips per hour.