Most Income Equality: 7,757thMost Stationary: 9,143rdMost Influential: 16,628th
The Tong Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Golden Land, Golden People
Emperor Tong Jong-Yai
Minister for Justice and Equality
Civil Rights
Very Good
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population11.928 billion

LeaderEmperor Tong Jong-Yai
Faiththe Zī


The Tong Empire of Uyuti is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Tong Jong-Yai with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 11.928 billion Uyutahns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tscynyasi. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Uyutahn economy, worth 144 trillion Tsus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,082 Tsus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, and Emperor Tong Jong-Yai is the self-declared God of all Uyuti. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uyuti's national animal is the Yyaka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Zī.

Uyuti is ranked 113,881st in the world and 60th in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 31.4 quips per hour.

Most Income Equality: 7,757thMost Stationary: 9,143rdTop
Most Influential: 16,628thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,524thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,050thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,362ndHighest Drug Use: 25,324thLargest Populations: 26,908th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uyuti suppressed a post on the Arkonos Regional Message Board.
  • : Uyuti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Uyuti rejected a request from Empire of the dragons for an embassy with Arkonos.
  • : Uyuti lodged a message on the Arkonos Regional Message Board.
  • : Uyuti updated the World Factbook entry in Arkonos.
  • : Uyuti's influence in Arkonos rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Uyuti suppressed a post on the Arkonos Regional Message Board.
  • : Uyuti's influence in Arkonos fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Uyuti suppressed a post on the Arkonos Regional Message Board.
  • : Uyuti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.