The Soviet Democratic Republic of Utquiagvik is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cosmo Kramer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.373 billion Metalheads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silver City. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utquiagvikian economy, worth 194 trillion Childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,817 Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is almost non-existent. Utquiagvik's national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Utquiagvik is ranked 15,796^th in the world and 8^th in Celtia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,279.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.