Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,645thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,414th
The Soviet Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Accidentally nuked Kansas in 1988
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Negotiator
Vice Foreign Officer
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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Utquiagvik

Population1.373 billion

CapitalSilver City
LeaderCosmo Kramer
FaithChristianity

CurrencyChildren
AnimalPit Bull Terrier

The Soviet Democratic Republic of Utquiagvik is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cosmo Kramer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.373 billion Metalheads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silver City. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utquiagvikian economy, worth 194 trillion Childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,817 Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is almost non-existent. Utquiagvik's national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Utquiagvik is ranked 15,796th in the world and 8th in Celtia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,279.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,645thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,414thNicest Citizens: 7,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,504thMost Armed: 9,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,253rdMost Inclusive: 10,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,719thLargest Retail Industry: 12,589thTop
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Most Influential: 14,049thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,524thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,796thMost Devout: 15,797thHighest Food Quality: 16,296thLargest Black Market: 16,503rdLargest Gambling Industry: 17,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,584thMost Cultured: 17,840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,890thMost Developed: 19,434thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,988th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Utquiagvik lodged a message on the Celtia Regional Message Board.
  • : Utquiagvik lodged a message on the Celtia Voting Altar Regional Message Board.
  • : Utquiagvik lodged a message on the Celtia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Utquiagvik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Sailiopia, LelasPililpinas, Waldoven, Huzzahs, Eastern Japan, The Cyberium Order, Mulaag, and Sirian.

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