Population | 5.163 billion |
Capital | Megadeth |
Leader | Jimmy Aligatami |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Children |
Animal | Pit Bull Terrier |
The War Addicts of Utquiagvik is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jimmy Aligatami with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.163 billion Metalheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megadeth. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Utquiagvikian economy, worth 861 trillion Childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,826 Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Utquiagvik's national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Utquiagvik is ranked 253,155th in the world and 10th in Pussy for Most Stationary, with 18.1209606248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Utquiagvik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Utquiagvik's influence in Pussy rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Utquiagvik's influence in Pussy rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Utquiagvik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Utquiagvik's influence in Pussy rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Utquiagvik's influence in Pussy rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Utquiagvik, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.