The People's Republic of USSRITWILLWORK is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vadim with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 2.92 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 602 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,216 Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, Vadim's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USSRITWILLWORK's national animal is the Laika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USSRITWILLWORK is ranked 25,110^th in the world and 874^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 286,419 Standard Monetary Units.