Population | 32.592 billion |
Capital | Enlightenment |
Leader | Adeur Reivaj |
Faith | Aconfessional State |
Currency | mind aureus |
Animal | owl |
The Most Serene Republic of Urizenjav is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adeur Reivaj with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.592 billion Urizenjavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enlightenment. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Urizenjavian economy, worth a remarkable 6,139 trillion mind aureuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,374 mind aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, Adeur Reivaj's Twitcher account is typically used to share owl memes rather than government policy, and the horniness of the great-horned owl is considered a national priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urizenjav's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aconfessional State.
Urizenjav is ranked 594th in the world and 8th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 5,446.70484744 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, the horniness of the great-horned owl is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, Adeur Reivaj's Twitcher account is typically used to share owl memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Urizenjavian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Urizenjav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
- : Following new legislation in Urizenjav, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.