Population | 7.28 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | sheep |
The Republic of Urial32 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.28 billion Urial32ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Urial32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,281 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial32's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Urial32 is ranked 117,609th in the world and 1,911th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 311.70821717328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Urial32 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Urial32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Urial32, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.