Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,506thMost Authoritarian: 5,153rdMost Conservative: 9,177th
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Uralo-Germanic Union

Population1.424 billion


The Jingoistic States of Uralo-Germanic Union is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.424 billion Uralo-Germanic Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Uralo-Germanic Unionian economy, worth 39.6 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,807 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Uralo-Germanic Unionian politicians, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uralo-Germanic Union's national animal is the Serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uralo-Germanic Union is ranked 210,771st in the world and 4th in The Unreal League for Best Weather, with 84 meters of sunlight.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,506thMost Authoritarian: 5,153rdMost Conservative: 9,177thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,455thMost Extreme: 20,870th

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