Population | 5.179 billion |
Capital | Qattirijiitqaqkanga |
Leader | Pâkuk |
Faith | Ukpirnaitism |
Currency | Kiinaujaq |
Animal | Baleen Whale |
The High Ikajurtaukdom of Upper Harmania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pâkuk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.179 billion Gharmaaqs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qattirijiitqaqkanga. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Upper Harmanian economy, worth 533 trillion Kiinaujaqs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,105 Kiinaujaqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, atheists on vacation find Ukpirnaitism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Upper Harmania's national animal is the Baleen Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Ukpirnaitism.
Upper Harmania is ranked 200,876th in the world and 36th in Thegye for Most Stationary, with 46.2913592624 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Upper Harmania's influence in Thegye rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".
- : Upper Harmania relocated from Osiris to Thegye.
- : Upper Harmania was refounded in Osiris.
- : Upper Harmania ceased to exist in Thegye.
- : Upper Harmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Upper Harmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Upper Harmania's influence in Thegye rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".
- : Upper Harmania relocated from Lazarus to Thegye.
- : Upper Harmania was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Upper Harmania ceased to exist in Thegye.