Nudest: 2,104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,308th
The High Ikajurtaukdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
ᐃᓄᑦᑎᐊᕙᐃᑦ ᓵᓚᖃᐃᓐᓇᐅᔭᕐᓂᐊᖅᑐᑦ
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Handshaker
Outreach Coordinator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Upper Harmania

Population5.179 billion

CapitalQattirijiitqaqkanga
LeaderPâkuk
FaithUkpirnaitism

CurrencyKiinaujaq
AnimalBaleen Whale

The High Ikajurtaukdom of Upper Harmania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pâkuk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.179 billion Gharmaaqs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qattirijiitqaqkanga. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Harmanian economy, worth 533 trillion Kiinaujaqs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,105 Kiinaujaqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, atheists on vacation find Ukpirnaitism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Upper Harmania's national animal is the Baleen Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Ukpirnaitism.

Upper Harmania is ranked 200,876th in the world and 36th in Thegye for Most Stationary, with 46.2913592624 days.

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Nudest: 2,104thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,308thMost Influential: 8,261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,980thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,592ndMost Patriotic: 19,532ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,623rdMost Secular: 20,248thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,569thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,636thMost Authoritarian: 27,198thHealthiest Citizens: 27,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,350thLargest Governments: 29,161st
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the region

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