Population | 1.367 billion |
Capital | Ukhanitan |
Leader | Lord Umha Khan |
Faith | Hudoqism |
Currency | Ragan |
Animal | Peregrine Falcon |
The Dynasty of the Sun and Waves of Upper Harmania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Umha Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.367 billion Upper Harmanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ukhanitan. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Upper Harmanian economy, worth 132 trillion Ragans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,281 Ragans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Upper Harmania's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hudoqism.
Upper Harmania is ranked 92,120th in the world and 22nd in Thegye for Most Stationary, with 238.18188228572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Upper Harmania, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
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Upper Harmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
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Upper Harmania, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in
Upper Harmania, Upper Harmania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.