Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,634thMost Armed: 10,683rdLargest Black Market: 12,694th
The Observation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I am not fast
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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UPC is not Fast 3

Population6.118 billion

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AnimalRaven

The Observation of UPC is not Fast 3 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.118 billion UPC is not Fast 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 3ian economy, worth 699 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,389 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 3's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

UPC is not Fast 3 is ranked 145,953rd in the world and 452nd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.24976786452 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,634thMost Armed: 10,683rdLargest Black Market: 12,694thTop
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Most Devout: 16,451stHealthiest Citizens: 16,603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,851stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,395thMost Conservative: 21,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,383rdBest Weather: 25,138thMost Authoritarian: 25,274thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,315th
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Healthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 57th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : UPC is not Fast 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : UPC is not Fast 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : UPC is not Fast 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 3, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.

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