Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 26thRudest Citizens: 27th
The Murabian Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello
Beware!
Influence
Superpower
Minister for the Hungry Ghosts
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Unthank

Population10.029 billion

CapitalUnthank
LeaderLord Provost Lanark

Currencycopper
Animaldragon

The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Provost Lanark with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.029 billion Unthankics are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unthank. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unthankful economy, worth a remarkable 3,662 trillion coppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 365,165 coppers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,445,537 per year while the poor average 62,374, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

When you fly on Air Unthank you win a seat or you die, surveillance cameras are banned, people all over Unthank are dying of 'Mad Dragon Disease', and the fattest folk in Unthank look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unthank's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unthank is ranked 114,829th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Saint Norm for Most Average, scoring 38.12 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 26thRudest Citizens: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 29thMost Armed: 31stFattest Citizens: 36thMost Avoided: 39thMost Ignorant Citizens: 45thMost Devout: 48thLargest Gambling Industry: 49thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 170thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 213thMost Corrupt Governments: 271stMost Rebellious Youth: 332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 357thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 371stLargest Insurance Industry: 388thLargest Mining Sector: 601stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,219thMost Efficient Economies: 1,544thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,050thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,651stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,876thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,241stMost Stationary: 19,399thMost Influential: 19,753rdHighest Drug Use: 21,639thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,190th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, the fattest folk in Unthank look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, people all over Unthank are dying of 'Mad Dragon Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, when you fly on Air Unthank you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.

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