Most Secular: 11,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,359thLargest Black Market: 17,798th
The Captain Ellen Holmes of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares, wins. Who sweats, wins. Who plans, wins.
Captain Ellen Holmes
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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UNSC Brilliance

Population10.2 billion

CapitalUNSC Brilliance
LeaderCaptain Ellen Holmes
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCredit Chip
AnimalMaster Chief John-117

The Captain Ellen Holmes of UNSC Brilliance is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Ellen Holmes with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.2 billion UNSC Space Colonists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UNSC Brilliance. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The strong UNSC Space Colonist economy, worth 596 trillion Credit Chips a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,487 Credit Chips, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNSC Brilliance's national animal is the Master Chief John-117, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

UNSC Brilliance is ranked 193,519th in the world and 59th in Large Hadron Collider of CERN for Most Politically Free, scoring 5.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Secular: 11,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,359thLargest Black Market: 17,798th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : UNSC Brilliance's influence in Large Hadron Collider of CERN fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in UNSC Brilliance, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.

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