The Confederacy of UnpaidLabour is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 477 million UnpaidLabourians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong UnpaidLabourian economy, worth 33.1 trillion Vbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,296 Vbucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UnpaidLabour's national animal is the Norwegian Lemmings, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

UnpaidLabour is ranked 28,424^th in the world and 67^th in Lands End for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,223.59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.