The Federation of Uno Alpha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.454 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth a remarkable 7,565 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 607,505 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, governments opposing Uno Alpha are beset by rebels, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uno Alpha is ranked 47,236^th in the world and 1,528^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.01 law-abiding acts per hour.