Largest Gambling Industry: 3,837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,015thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,839th
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United Subcarpathia

Population965 million

CurrencyPLN
AnimalBear

The Federal Republic of United Subcarpathia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 965 million United Subcarpathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The thriving United Subcarpathian economy, worth 84.4 trillion PLNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,487 PLNS, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in United Subcarpathia's offices, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Subcarpathia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Subcarpathia is ranked 105,670th in the world and 13th in Poland for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.52 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,015thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,839thLargest Mining Sector: 11,266thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,380thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,864thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,918thMost Primitive: 19,253rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,621st
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Subcarpathia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : United Subcarpathia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Subcarpathia, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in United Subcarpathia, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in United Subcarpathia, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in United Subcarpathia's offices.
  • : Following new legislation in United Subcarpathia, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : United Subcarpathia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : United Subcarpathia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in United Subcarpathia, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : United Subcarpathia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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