Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,852ndMost Secular: 3,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,434th
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population13.267 billion



The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.267 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,422 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 1,852nd in the world and 1st in Taijitu for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 15,237.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,852ndTop
Most Secular: 3,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,434thLowest Crime Rates: 5,002ndMost Influential: 5,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,435thMost Stationary: 6,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,390thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,087thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,288thLargest Governments: 9,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,746thHighest Economic Output: 11,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,810thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,868thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,465thMost Authoritarian: 14,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,504thMost Developed: 16,759thSmartest Citizens: 17,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,371stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,168thLargest Populations: 20,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,945thMost Conservative: 22,934thHighest Average Incomes: 23,775th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

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