Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th Nicest Citizens: 46th Most Advanced Public Education: 46th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Candles that burn twice as bright, burn half as long.
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Dominator
Founder
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Phoenicia

Population35.831 billion

CapitalBabylon
LeaderLeader

Currencyquatluu
Animalphoenix

The Free Land of United Phoenicia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.831 billion United Phoenicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Phoenician economy, worth a remarkable 9,929 trillion quatluus a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,110 quatluus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, United Phoenician police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime is totally unknown. United Phoenicia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Phoenicia is ranked 20,751st in the world and 2nd in Subreality for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,999.19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 46thMost Advanced Public Education: 46thLargest Publishing Industry: 50thLargest Populations: 59thMost Stationary: 74thSmartest Citizens: 91stMost Developed: 117thLongest Average Lifespans: 145thBest Weather: 153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 184thMost Cultured: 195thMost Inclusive: 253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 266thMost Beautiful Environments: 276thLeast Corrupt Governments: 280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 296thHighest Economic Output: 327thHealthiest Citizens: 374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 497thLargest Governments: 518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 579thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 741stHighest Poor Incomes: 789thMost Rebellious Youth: 792ndMost Secular: 858thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,009thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,705thMost Efficient Economies: 2,000thHighest Average Incomes: 2,039thSafest: 2,941stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,339thMost Influential: 3,503rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,507thTop
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Nudest: 13,619thLowest Crime Rates: 14,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,007th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, United Phoenician police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.

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