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United Nations of Earth Federation

Population18.892 billion

CapitalUnited City
LeaderSecretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas


The United Allied States of United Nations of Earth Federation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.892 billion Earthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Earthan economy, worth a remarkable 6,079 trillion Uniteds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 321,809 Uniteds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown. United Nations of Earth Federation's national animal is the World, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

United Nations of Earth Federation is ranked 258,213th in the world and 1,732nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -60.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 31stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59thMost Advanced Public Education: 93rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 116thMost Inclusive: 117thMost Beautiful Environments: 126thMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rdNicest Citizens: 145thMost Pacifist: 148thSafest: 148thMost Developed: 155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rdLargest Welfare Programs: 165thBest Weather: 167thLongest Average Lifespans: 173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174thSmartest Citizens: 176thHealthiest Citizens: 183rdHighest Food Quality: 188thLargest Governments: 238thMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288thMost Influential: 430thHighest Poor Incomes: 480thMost Rebellious Youth: 546thMost Cultured: 576thLargest Publishing Industry: 721stLowest Crime Rates: 831stMost Secular: 845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,312thMost Efficient Economies: 1,573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,795thHighest Economic Output: 1,807thHighest Average Incomes: 1,884thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,567thTop
Nudest: 10,946thMost Stationary: 11,040thLargest Populations: 12,849thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,490thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,424thMost Patriotic: 17,942nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionNudest: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 86th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 172nd in the region

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