United Nations of Earth Federation
Population | 18.892 billion |
Capital | United City |
Leader | Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | United |
Animal | World |
The United Allied States of United Nations of Earth Federation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.892 billion Earthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Earthan economy, worth a remarkable 6,079 trillion Uniteds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 321,809 Uniteds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown. United Nations of Earth Federation's national animal is the World, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.
United Nations of Earth Federation is ranked 258,213th in the world and 1,732nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -60.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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United Nations of Earth Federation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, Secretary-General Dimitry Cárdenas is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, anti-government web sites are springing up.
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United Nations of Earth Federation was endorsed by
The Union of Exania.
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United Nations of Earth Federation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in
United Nations of Earth Federation, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Earthan resumés.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 89 » Kethania,
Westnesia,
Illeron,
Shamian,
Uinted Communist of Africa,
The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine,
New Soviet States of America,
Marxmeans,
Itre,
Soviet Felines,
Stalin Lands,
Vulga,
Transbiansylvania,
Phallas,
Gaelium,
Karelianastan,
Ganjallia,
Luftetia,
Itilien,
Bibliophilius,
Sneuna,
Pyralspite,
Picuros,
Bruzzundunga,
The United Kindom under Socialist Rule,
Feyrisshire,
Whatevernext,
Floreznia,
Toplandia,
Seungli,
Council of America,
Keltische,
Unified Communist Councils,
Shinzhou,
Slakchtreen,
Tranbian,
Mallissa,
Wuffington,
Brauengen,
South Merwervader Islands,
Borealian Communes,
Soviet State of Covernant,
Bryophia,
Boyarkinskaya,
Pangeaeae,
Timofeyland,
The Bon Fa Islands,
Tlixa-Ali,
Wice,
Dimitrija, and 39 others.
Norelea,
Afronovia,
Chhaya,
Soberanos-Socialistas,
People of atlantis,
104 Partisans,
Yutopia,
The Movion,
Messeroids,
Halsoni,
Krestyana,
Old Corus,
Socialist Balkon,
Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch,
Passany,
Saint Basilia,
Gillscalia,
Anarhic Morrowind,
Socionation,
Heitoria,
Welfare and paradise,
Repolaa,
Tackastan,
Tianyou,
The Antarian Commonwealth,
Carrico,
Larger Green Plants,
Socialist Heronia,
Ostrice,
4D Donkeys,
Comuny,
Tra Xhia,
Marx Juche,
Ma pi kulupu,
Flying-Penguins,
SouthwestChina,
EOJ,
CPRF1, and
Exania.