The Kingdom of United Hungry is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Prime Minister Belsen Colper with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 8.786 billion Hungarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hungarian economy, worth 891 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,515 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Hungry's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Hungry is ranked 33,873^rd in the world and 8^th in Ridgefield for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.53 law-abiding acts per hour.