Most Corrupt Governments: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For kim
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United great Korea

Population12.072 billion

CapitalPyjong
LeaderKim Jong-un

CurrencyWoni
AnimalOwl

The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.072 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 5,393 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,791 Wonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Kim Jong-un, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 256,982nd in the world and 6,839th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -27.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 77thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 187thMost Patriotic: 234thMost Ignorant Citizens: 344thMost Avoided: 426thLargest Black Market: 454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 589thHighest Average Incomes: 612thHighest Poor Incomes: 674thLowest Crime Rates: 781stLargest Insurance Industry: 998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,284thMost Primitive: 1,833rdHighest Economic Output: 2,245thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,487thRudest Citizens: 3,503rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,327thNudest: 5,878thLargest Governments: 5,896thMost Secular: 12,266thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,541stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,378th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionMost Primitive: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 104th in the regionRudest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 157th in the regionNudest: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 366th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 444th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 565th in the regionLargest Populations: 577th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 592nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 601st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Kim Jong-un.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, pedants defending Kim Jong-un observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.

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