Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For kim
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United great Korea

Population7.937 billion

CapitalPyjong
LeaderKim Jong-un

CurrencyWoni
AnimalOwl

The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.937 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 3,748 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 472,344 Wonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Kim Jong-un is punishable by death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 373rd in the world and 6th in the West Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 14,628.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82ndLargest Mining Sector: 92ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thHighest Poor Incomes: 309thLargest Black Market: 355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 373rdHighest Average Incomes: 378thMost Avoided: 618thLowest Crime Rates: 621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 667thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 794thMost Primitive: 845thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 888thLargest Governments: 1,432ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,627thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,041stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,440thMost Conservative: 4,839thMost Authoritarian: 5,863rdNudest: 5,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,114thRudest Citizens: 9,358thMost Efficient Economies: 9,580thMost Secular: 10,214thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,535thMost Developed: 13,771stMost Influential: 15,661stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,740thMost Extreme: 19,163rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 162nd in the regionMost Conservative: 179th in the regionMost Stationary: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 221st in the regionMost Secular: 282nd in the regionLargest Populations: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 321st in the regionMost Extreme: 349th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Kim Jong-un is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : United great Korea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in United great Korea, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.

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