The Æsir Federation of United Asgardian States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Thor Odinson of Asgard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.469 billion Asgardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardian economy, worth 778 trillion Asgardian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,402 Asgardian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Asgardian States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OdinForce.

United Asgardian States is ranked 67,745^th in the world and 2,493^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 170,730 Standard Monetary Units.