The Federation of United-Marrshmallows is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Stay Puft Jr with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.349 billion marshmallowians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Marshinton. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United-Marrshmallowsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,772 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,238 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, snitches get riches, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown. United-Marrshmallows's national animal is the Sableye, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nihalism.

United-Marrshmallows is ranked 58,444^th in the world and 220^th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,622.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.