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Uniserve

Population35.049 billion

CapitalProtiteria
LeaderLeader
FaithBrand Worship

Currencyunibuck
Animalorigami animal

The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.049 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 39,239 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,119,549 unibucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,806,034 per year while the poor average 116,967, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 246th in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 90.69 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thLowest Crime Rates: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Subsidized Industry: 77thLargest Governments: 89thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thMost Efficient Economies: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 162ndFattest Citizens: 246thHighest Disposable Incomes: 338thMost Stationary: 373rdSmartest Citizens: 400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617thLargest Publishing Industry: 774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 805thLargest Populations: 897thRudest Citizens: 1,567thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,482ndMost Conservative: 4,632ndMost Influential: 6,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,780thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,030thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,543rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Uniserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Leader's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Uniserve, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.

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