Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,343rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Maybe an underachiever but still kinda interesting
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Undercards 1

Population1.882 billion

CapitalCárdenas
LeaderLázaro Cárdenas

Currencypunched card
Animaltechnical knockout

The Republic of Undercards 1 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lázaro Cárdenas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.882 billion Undercards 1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cárdenas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The strong Undercards 1ian economy, worth 107 trillion punched cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,936 punched cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, funding for education has been redirected into the military, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Undercards 1" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undercards 1's national animal is the technical knockout, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Undercards 1 is ranked 162,872nd in the world and 9th in Underachievers for Most Politically Free, scoring 26.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,212thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,343rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Undercards 1" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, Undercards 1 is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Undercards 1, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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