Largest Welfare Programs: 2,431stLargest Populations: 2,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,646th
The Socialist People's Fiefdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Uncle Noel

Population31.192 billion

CapitalItztlan
LeaderGeneral Secretary Hoogaboom
FaithConstitutional Socialism

CurrencyShilling
AnimalArmadillo

The Socialist People's Fiefdom of Uncle Noel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Hoogaboom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.192 billion Anahuacans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itztlan. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncle Noelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,509 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncle Noel's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constitutional Socialism.

Uncle Noel is ranked 251,104th in the world and 34th in Western Atlantic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,431stTop
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Largest Populations: 2,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,109thHighest Economic Output: 4,635thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,085thMost Cultured: 5,464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,708thLowest Crime Rates: 8,201stMost Efficient Economies: 8,662ndMost Developed: 8,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,708thLargest Governments: 10,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,052ndMost Inclusive: 11,061stHighest Food Quality: 11,558thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,052ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,181stSmartest Citizens: 14,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,254thMost Influential: 17,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,174thNicest Citizens: 20,023rdLargest Black Market: 21,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,914thMost Devout: 23,002ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,413th
Top
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uncle Noel's influence in Western Atlantic rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Uncle Noel's influence in Western Atlantic fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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