Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 121stHighest Crime Rates: 319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357th
The Free State of
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Funny Name, Serious Freedoms!
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Umquay

Population13.558 billion

CapitalQuidfray
LeaderHumberto Tompkins

Currencyshooga
Animalcharger

The Free State of Umquay is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Humberto Tompkins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.558 billion Umquayers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quidfray. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umquayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,855 trillion shoogas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 210,628 shoogas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, nose plugs are the latest Umquayian fashion accessory, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Umquay's national animal is the charger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Umquay is ranked 723rd in the world and 10th in Eladen for Fattest Citizens, with 70.27 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 121stHighest Crime Rates: 319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357thMost Rebellious Youth: 417thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 456thMost Armed: 507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 689thFattest Citizens: 723rdMost Avoided: 962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,008thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,290thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,482ndRudest Citizens: 1,689thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,718thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,767thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,544thHighest Economic Output: 5,776thHighest Average Incomes: 6,138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,302ndLargest Black Market: 7,329thMost Cultured: 7,547thLargest Retail Industry: 8,320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,389thNudest: 9,661stMost Secular: 11,337thMost Efficient Economies: 11,571stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,652ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,828thLargest Populations: 23,070th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, nose plugs are the latest Umquayian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, on-duty Air Umquay flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Umquay, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.

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