Largest Soda Pop Sector: 524thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,658thHighest Crime Rates: 3,350th
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Umoncil

Population13.103 billion

CapitalFrichadar
LeaderHigh Queen Tor'iss'oun VI Snubel
FaithHinduism

CurrencyMalr
Animalflamingo

The Queendom of Umoncil is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High Queen Tor'iss'oun VI Snubel with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.103 billion Umoncilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frichadar. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umoncilian economy, worth 925 trillion Malrs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,633 Malrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Umoncil's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Umoncil is ranked 221,505th in the world and 6,701st in Osiris for Best Weather, with 77 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 524thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,658thHighest Crime Rates: 3,350thLargest Black Market: 4,183rdMost Avoided: 4,798thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,075thMost Devout: 9,720thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,803rdMost Armed: 12,037thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,873rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,067thMost Patriotic: 18,801stHighest Economic Output: 22,095thMost Primitive: 23,845thLargest Populations: 24,509th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 138th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 200th in the regionMost Avoided: 259th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 384th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 453rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 463rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 484th in the regionMost Stationary: 501st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 515th in the regionMost Armed: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 583rd in the regionMost Influential: 614th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 665th in the regionMost Primitive: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 803rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Umoncil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Umoncil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive.
  • : Umoncil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Umoncil, the weather in Frichadar is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.

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