The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Torumichi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.348 billion Grand Ultrasebs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Sebastopol. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultra Grandia Sebastian economy, worth a remarkable 2,444 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,269 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultra Grandia Sebastia's national animal is the matervulpus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a mix of Loeki Rastafarism and Rukianism.

Ultra Grandia Sebastia is ranked 204,256^th in the world and 46^th in Scandinavia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.55 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.