Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,010thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,067thMost Secular: 3,875th
The Highly Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Listen. Listen carefully. Obey
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ukrazistan

Population5.103 billion

CapitalMostov
LeaderVladimir Bezumnyĭ
FaithBezumnyĭsm

CurrencyStávo
AnimalBear

The Highly Democratic Republic of Ukrazistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Bezumnyĭ with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.103 billion Ukrazistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostov. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The powerhouse Ukrazistanian economy, worth 613 trillion Stávoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 120,198 Stávoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, on-duty Air Ukrazistan flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukrazistan's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bezumnyĭsm.

Ukrazistan is ranked 32,726th in the world and 4th in Alvonia for Highest Economic Output, with 613 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,010thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,067thTop
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Most Secular: 3,875thLowest Crime Rates: 4,594thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,891stMost Authoritarian: 5,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,330thLargest Governments: 8,195thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,578thLargest Mining Sector: 11,503rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,129thSafest: 13,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,494thHealthiest Citizens: 15,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,023rdMost Extreme: 20,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,196thHighest Average Incomes: 23,435th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, on-duty Air Ukrazistan flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Ukrazistan's influence in Alvonia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Ukrazistanian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Ukrazistanians.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality.

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