Highest Average Incomes: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd
The Military Dictatorship of
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Tzuland

Population17.829 billion

CapitalFort Tzuland
LeaderGeneral Tzu
FaithTzuism

CurrencyGold
AnimalGolden Pig

The Military Dictatorship of Tzuland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Tzu with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.829 billion Tzulandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Tzuland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tzulandian economy, worth an astonishing 20,065 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,125,445 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzuland's national animal is the Golden Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tzuism.

Tzuland is ranked 3,068th in the world and 11th in Yggdrasil for Fattest Citizens, with 31.06 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Average Incomes: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thLargest Black Market: 14thMost Efficient Economies: 15thLargest Governments: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 56thHighest Economic Output: 71stHighest Average Tax Rates: 104thMost Avoided: 154thMost Secular: 154thLargest Retail Industry: 160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 206thSafest: 222ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 354thSmartest Citizens: 375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 569thMost Developed: 608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 645thMost Advanced Public Education: 665thLongest Average Lifespans: 702ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 765thLargest Gambling Industry: 920thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,061stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,090thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,246thRudest Citizens: 1,393rdMost Influential: 1,789thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,068thLargest Populations: 8,440thMost Conservative: 10,055thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,895thMost Stationary: 14,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,353rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tzuland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, trespassers entering General Tzu's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Fort Tzuland make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Tzuland but at least the trains run on time.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, every workday begins with group therapy.

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