Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 5th
The Military Dictatorship of
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Tzuland

Population16.614 billion

CapitalFort Tzuland
LeaderGeneral Tzu
FaithTzuism

CurrencyGold
AnimalGolden Pig

The Military Dictatorship of Tzuland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Tzu with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.614 billion Tzulandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Tzuland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tzulandian economy, worth an astonishing 18,191 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,094,970 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzuland's national animal is the Golden Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tzuism.

Tzuland is ranked 174,211th in the world and 144th in Yggdrasil for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.43 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Black Market: 17thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18thLargest Governments: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Information Technology Sector: 31stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 88thHighest Average Tax Rates: 118thLargest Retail Industry: 126thMost Avoided: 154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thSafest: 176thMost Secular: 203rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 211thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 326thSmartest Citizens: 563rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665thMost Developed: 674thMost Advanced Public Transport: 768thLongest Average Lifespans: 796thLargest Gambling Industry: 815thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 854thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 874thMost Valuable International Artwork: 888thMost Advanced Public Education: 931stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,072ndFattest Citizens: 1,466thMost Influential: 1,547thRudest Citizens: 1,547thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,765thMost Conservative: 8,942ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,845thMost Authoritarian: 11,257thMost Stationary: 15,983rd
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Tzuland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Benevolent Thomas".
  • : Tzuland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Safe Syringe Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, 90% of active duty TAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

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