The Just of Tzo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.586 billion Tzoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Tzoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,169 trillion Units a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,008 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzo's national animal is the Albatros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tzo is ranked 228,244^th in the world and 2,711^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -105 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.