Population | 30.304 billion |
Capital | Zau |
Leader | Samovládec Ján II Užánov |
Faith | Capitalism |
Currency | Tzepami Credit |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Corporate Imperium of Tzepam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samovládec Ján II Užánov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.304 billion Tzepamnici are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zau. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Tzepami economy, worth an astonishing 15,218 trillion Tzepami Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 502,208 Tzepami Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzepam's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Tzepam is ranked 123,156th in the world and 9th in Region Inc for Most Stationary, with 282.55511083128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, tourists call Tzepami beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Tzepam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, Samovládec Ján II Užánov reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Tzepam, Samovládec Ján II Užánov's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Zau generates millions of views.