Highest Disposable Incomes: 109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 259th
The Corporate Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Uprjed na Budućnosti!
Samovládec Ján II Užánov
Influence
Power
CEO
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Tzepam

Population30.304 billion

CapitalZau
LeaderSamovládec Ján II Užánov
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyTzepami Credit
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Corporate Imperium of Tzepam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samovládec Ján II Užánov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.304 billion Tzepamnici are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzepami economy, worth an astonishing 15,218 trillion Tzepami Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 502,208 Tzepami Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzepam's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Tzepam is ranked 123,156th in the world and 9th in Region Inc for Most Stationary, with 282.55511083128 days.

Top
1%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 259thLargest Insurance Industry: 305thHighest Economic Output: 311thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416thHighest Average Incomes: 443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 480thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 494thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 505thLargest Mining Sector: 518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 683rdMost Efficient Economies: 761stLargest Agricultural Sector: 948thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,056thSmartest Citizens: 1,126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,274thMost Secular: 1,294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,296thLargest Retail Industry: 1,610thLowest Crime Rates: 1,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,818thMost Developed: 1,853rdLargest Governments: 2,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,246thMost Patriotic: 2,432ndLargest Black Market: 2,830thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 3,001stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,139thMost Inclusive: 3,547thRudest Citizens: 4,231stLargest Populations: 4,310thHighest Food Quality: 4,790thMost Influential: 5,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,826thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,418thMost Avoided: 7,839thMost Cultured: 8,734thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,009thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,691st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, tourists call Tzepami beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Tzepam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, Samovládec Ján II Užánov reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzepam, Samovládec Ján II Užánov's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Zau generates millions of views.

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