Most Devout: 352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,390thNudest: 2,003rd
The Sovereign Holy Order of
Moralistic Democracy
Turos Ieras Kai Asulou
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.973 billion

LeaderA'S'S'G'M Solomoron 33'-361'
FaithThat Upon Which All Men Agree


The Sovereign Holy Order of Tyrosalem is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by A'S'S'G'M Solomoron 33'-361' with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.973 billion Tyrosalemites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrosalem. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrosalemitish economy, worth 950 trillion Wages a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,328 Wages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tyrosalem's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Upon Which All Men Agree.

Tyrosalem is ranked 258,310th in the world and 9,832nd in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -15.94 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Devout: 352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,390thNudest: 2,003rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,126thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,942ndMost Influential: 4,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,407thMost Cultured: 5,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,921stHighest Crime Rates: 6,907thLargest Black Market: 7,404thRudest Citizens: 7,614thMost Armed: 7,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,210thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,215thBest Weather: 16,217thMost Patriotic: 16,420thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,404thHighest Economic Output: 23,268thMost Efficient Economies: 25,480th
Most Devout: 12th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 101st in the regionMost Cultured: 133rd in the regionMost Armed: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 262nd in the regionLargest Populations: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 340th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 347th in the regionMost Patriotic: 372nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 434th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 502nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 581st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 586th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 741st in the regionLargest Governments: 862nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 900th in the region

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