Most Authoritarian: 272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 456thMost Income Equality: 464th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Population405 million

AnimalBig yoaf

The People's Republic of Tyrantistica is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 405 million Tyrantisticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tyrantistican economy, worth 1.92 trillion Jellybeans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,746 Jellybeans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Tyrantistica after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantistica's national animal is the Big yoaf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyrantistica is ranked 250,786th in the world and 9,720th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 456thMost Income Equality: 464thMost Extreme: 1,137thTop
Most Influential: 3,474thMost Conservative: 3,546thNudest: 5,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,769thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,099thMost Patriotic: 13,446thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,497thSafest: 20,776thMost Primitive: 24,498th
Most Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionTop
Nudest: 133rd in the regionMost Conservative: 263rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 293rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 354th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 371st in the regionMost Influential: 414th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 533rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 636th in the regionSafest: 794th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 810th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 905th in the regionLargest Governments: 942nd in the regionMost Primitive: 974th in the regionBest Weather: 978th in the region

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