Population | 3.851 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of Tyire is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.851 billion Tyireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Tyirean economy, worth 731 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,864 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyire's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tyire is ranked 91,333rd in the world and 55th in Gardenia Botanicum for Most Stationary, with 497.2982581178 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tyire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Tyire, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Tyire, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Tyire, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Tyire, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
- : Following new legislation in Tyire, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Tyire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Tyire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Tyire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Tyire, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.